Adiós a Joan Rivers


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Joan Rivers fue una comediante, actriz y presentadora de televisión cuya agudeza y sentido del humor eran envidiables.  Sus monólogos, y su habilidad para la comedia en vivo son una escuela.  Muchos la recordarán más recientemente por Fashion Police.  Fue empresaria y escritora.

Las siguientes son algunas de sus citas famosas, extraídas de Brainy Quote:

I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken’s vote.

I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

La foto la tomé de Facebook.



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