Church, sex and tequila

Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila”.

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, “Never mind. I found one”.

Gracias a mi amiga, Ingrid, por el chistecito de lunes.




  1. jajaja, like this chinese proverb: Be careful what you wish for, it may come true.” good one!!!

  2. jajajaja, muy bueno… Es más ya se lo conte a varios amigos y me sigo riendo cada vez que lo cuento.Tawue

  3. Jajaaaaajajajaa excelente !!!Alejandra